マツモトキヨシとマツモトヒトシ

 
誤植かと思った!

というのはウソです。ほんま、すいません。

 

 
新聞のテレビ欄を見ながら、
あ、今晩10時から松本人志さんのコントの番組があるんやー、
と思い、録画のセットをしようとしたその瞬間、ふと
マツキヨの袋が目に入りまして……。

か、勝手なことして、申しわけありませんっ。

 
この番組、タイトルからして
松本人志のコント MHK』と、
人を食ってるというか、人をおちょっくっているというか、
めちゃくちゃおもろそうな感じなんですけど、MHKって
「マツモト ヒトシ コント」の略でしょうか。

『ダウンタウンのごっつええ感じ』ファンだった
僕としては、ごっつ楽しみやわ〜。

明日も『プロフェッショナル 松本人志スペシャル』があるし、
秋のマツモト祭りですね。
 
 
 


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  12. hi, ive just recentley purchaced traktor pro and am using a hercules rmx, i would like to know if anyone could help me out setting up traktor as i have absolutley no idea how..i have had a go but my hercules wont corrospond properly with traktor, for instance when i move my crossfader it runs through my track selection in traktor, basically nothing works only that..
    you should download a midi preset file (tsi file) for the rmx in traktor pro. to download traktor preset files in:- go to hercules tech support site – click on updates and downloads- in the download section, select “sound cards” as product genre > “dj controller” as product family > “dj console rmx” as product > “software” as link and download traktor pro profile ( _dj_rmx.zip)- unzip the tsi file on your hard disk, and load it in traktor pro.
    thanx for getting back to me maxdjack and have gone through what you mentioned and thanx alot, i have noticed now after using the tsi file that most of my functions are working but my treble, mids and bass and my crossfader is not doing anything. also i dont understand why i have to use all 1 and 2 – 3 and 4 outputs…is it not possible to just use say 3 and 4 like in virtual dj pro..i have also noticed that my headphones are not working along with my cue buttons..
    step #5 of the software setup shows a picture of the output mapping. you can set your outputs there. also, make sure mixing mode is set to internal if you want to use just one output pair. as i said, i believe this will also enable eq.
    also, if you have headphones that use an adpater, use one adapter and move it between outputs. i found that my headphones werent working once because an adpater was left in the front location (or maybe vice versa).
    hiya again maxdjack and argyx thanx for everything, all is working wicked now and am enjoying what traktor has to offer..a question for you if you dont mind and that is when i sometimes load a track the bpm goes to say 66.000 and my other is 127.000, do you know why this is happening, i cant seem to change it to the 120-130 bpm mark and to keep all my tracks around that bpm..hope you can help as this really annoys me..
    You should download a MIDI preset file (TSI file) for the Rmx in Traktor Pro. To download Traktor preset files in:- Go to Hercules Tech Support site – Click on Updates and downloads- In the Download section, select “Sound Cards” as product genre > “DJ Controller” as product family > “DJ Console Rmx” as product > “Software” as link and download Traktor Pro profile ( _DJ_Rmx.zip)- Unzip the TSI file on your hard disk, and load it in Traktor Pro.
    Thanx for getting back to me Maxdjack and have gone through what you mentioned and thanx alot, i have noticed now after using the tsi file that most of my functions are working but my treble, mids and bass and my crossfader is not doing anything. Also i don’t understand why i have to use all 1 and 2 – 3 and 4 outputs…Is it not possible to just use say 3 and 4 like in virtual dj pro..I have also noticed that my headphones are not working along with my cue buttons..
    Step #5 of the Software Setup shows a picture of the Output Mapping. You can set your outputs there. Also, make sure Mixing Mode is set to Internal if you want to use just one output pair. As I said, I believe this will also enable EQ.
    Also, if you have headphones that use an adpater, use one adapter and move it between outputs. I found that my headphones weren’t working once because an adpater was left in the front location (or maybe vice versa).
    Hiya again maxdjack and argyx thanx for everything, all is working wicked now and am enjoying what traktor has to offer..A question for you if you don’t mind and that is when i sometimes load a track the bpm goes to say 66.000 and my other is 127.000, do you know why this is happening, i can’t seem to change it to the 120-130 bpm mark and to keep all my tracks around that bpm..Hope you can help as this really annoys me..
    Any time we (me and my mate) try and sync his traktor s8 via midi to my Elektrons(or my ableton setup) the audio from his and mine does not line up. I think thers some latency on his audio out which causes a difference between his audio and midi timing.
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    1) iTunes creates a second “Music” folder in the iTunes Folder for the songs that are downloaded if you already have a “Music” folder in the “iTunes” folder… I found this because the storage on my external HD was not adding up right… Now I have tried to fix this issue by combining the one folder so I only have the one “Music” folder and everytime I update my library iTunes reverts it back so when I have my Traktor files open I always have to go into “iTunes Music” folder, then “Music” and then into the second “Music” folder.
    2) If you don’t have the music you purchased downloaded to the laptop you are using with the Traktor software or an external HD connected to the laptop you won’t have access to the music because it is still in the Cloud or the device you purchased this on… This becomes VERY HELPFUL though I learned and here’s why…
    When I DJ an event I keep iTunes Store open on my iPhone and in the background on my laptop if someone requests a song that I don’t have… I will order the song from my iPhone, once I purchase the song the iTunes which is open on my laptop will pickup the purchase and DL the song to my external HD and the folder will up date and the song will show up within a minute or so in the folder on Traktor once the folder refreshes.
    3) If you are paying for an Apple Family Membership and looking to access the iTunes Streaming library at this time we cannot access that music which is a total BUMMER it sometimes stinks having to buy music if you may only play it once… I WISH they would change that access.
    4) If you buy your music from iTunes make it a habit to open your Traktor software the night before your gig and make sure you iTunes library is up to date and all of your recent purchases have downloaded.
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    Unter anderem aufgrund dieser Vielseitigkeit werden Traktoren neben der Landwirtschaft auch in der Forstwirtschaft, bei Kommunalbetrieben, im Gartenbau, im Einsatzwesen (Feuerwehr, THW), auf Flughfen und im Bauwesen (Straenbau, Erdbau, Garten- und Landschaftsbau) eingesetzt.
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  13. Maple Story (SEA) used to be my favorite game in the past. The cute characters and their F1 – F7 expressions kept me hooked. What’s awesome was that it was a huge world and most of my friends actually played it. Having friends in the same game motivated me to play continuously.
    Party quests. Who can forget the Kerning PQs where we had to download auto-click programs to get in. The party leader had to be an awesome auto-clicker as many compete to get into the PQ. We could also track members who were already inside by observing all of the names. I also remember the part where we had to stand in sequence like 1,3,4,5, etc..
    Gachapon (this was the later part of the game where more cash is involved). They introduced more in-game cash items to make more money and unsurprisingly many Singaporeans paid good money for cash items.
    I can’t list everything but Maple was a big part of my virtual childhood. My main was a I/L arch mage and I stopped when Temple of Time or some Monster Village was the latest update. I used to hunt for timepieces but it got boring..
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